We knew it a long time! Chocolate makes you fat, not only, it is also very dangerous and nicotine-dependent . The German Cancer Research Center has uncovered a dark secret. When children consume, chocolate cigarettes, doubled the risk of later getting to be smokers. This ground-breaking insight is now available in series with the already proven fact that passengers received a significantly higher risk of being involved in a plane crash as a pedestrian . And that people with a 44-er blow Magnum the turnip a much higher mortality risk than vegan pacifists. advise this reason, the experts now to ban chocolate cigarettes ( addiction ). In Switzerland welcomed especially Lindt & Sprungli , Cailler Nestlé and the necessary action . Initial concerns of chocolate producers against the ban were quickly dispelled, when Saudi Arabia announced to support no more oil because it pollutes the environment ( environmental prevention ). And when all the earth announced to abolish the internet because you can download it illegal things and can look at porn minors ( economic crime - and minors prevention ).
the frivolous magazine thanks the blind prevention activists for another completely idiotic regulatory action . We also support a ban on flour and sugar because they have a visual similarity to cocaine. We do however point out that in a chocolate - Zigi ban should first be clarified how many children due to the ban at the age of 10 years to real cigarettes as a substitute for the prohibited chocolate - Zigis access.
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