Mirror, mirror on the wall ...
American surgeon is the biggest wave face transplant in the world have succeeded. They replaced 80 percent of a woman's face with the face of a dead man.
refrain from piety reasons we so in a list of suitable donors, but:
Find out now exclusively available from sleazy magazine, which the Swiss have signed up immediately after this scoop for an operation:
- Christoph Blocher : was admitted to the emergency room. He had at the last Federal election not only the election but lost his face.
- Amanda Ammann : If indeed the face of Miss Switzerland, but unfortunately an outdated version of 2007. Which unfortunately is already out.
- Ruth Genner : from open (green) is apparent reason ...
- Francine Jordi : Will have removed her face and then take even deeper necklines. It fixed it anyway at all, only the tits.
- Chris von Rohr : Will be removed also the face. He maintains, with at Reich-Ranicki's initiative "Less dirt on television".
- Pascal Couchepin : Will only nose donate to the needy.
- Bruno Ganz : do not get Roles anymore because he no longer has its role to the loss-mustache away from here.
- Bastien Girod : He would love to buy an off-roader, but hate it in the garage. With a new face, he could fulfill his boyhood dream.
- Martina Hingis : Does an operation in the chance to get rid of their facial paralysis. She also hopes that this linguistic progress.
- Jasmin Hutter : Needs a face replacement because unfiltered particulate matter from construction equipment of their skin has hit hard over the years.
- Stéphane Lambiel : Wants to be a second face to make the ass, so he can see his friend having sex in his eyes. be carried out
the operations of the way, Steven Seagal, a master of facial expressions!
Do you know more Cervelat celebrities who want to put under the knife? Do not hesitate to put it up here with us in the pillory!
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